Monday, July 15, 2013

Jessica Alba's Matchy Mess, Kelly's Bad Boots and More

Demi Lovato has a great curvy figure, but she doesn’t know how to accentuate it. At all.
She’s got the right idea with showing off her small waist, but the flowy fabrics don't give her a clean silhouette. 
The overall look gets sloppy and her awesome bust-to-waist ratio seems to be lost in this… doily thing
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A common misconception is that loose dresses like this make you look slimmer. Wrong! Girls with curves need to make best friends with a tailor, for about 10 or 12 bucks you can get things tailored and not rely on belts to show shape.
We know, Jessica Alba, prints are hard. There’s no need to address every color in a print. When in doubt, let that print shine with a white tank and one bright element. So Jessica, it’s time to choose. Are you gonna keep the orange tank and slide on some nude sandals? Or keep the Brian Atwood’s and change into a white tank? Either way that jacket could have stayed in the car.
We could make a million jokes about how Kelly Rowland’s outfit could have stayed in her “Dirty Laundry,” but that would be a little too on the nose. Luckily this was a look for 'The X Factor' auditions, so contestants only had to look at her from the waist up, and not get scared off by those fold over boots.
Fit and flare skirts require a shoe that shows off a lot of foot, or else the eye goes straight to the kneecap, which is weird.